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I'm in a bit of a angsty mood today so I've decided to share a funny story with you all in an effort to get out of my own funk...  I've noticed I haven't shared any work stories lately but trust me, they've happened.  In an effort to remedy that, here goes...

One of the many products I talk about
Part of what I do at work is teaching workshops.  Sometimes people ask me (with dollars!) to do a private workshop for bachelorette parties, etc.  It's like a passion party, except I know what I'm talking about.  I go over, bring products, make people laugh and hopefully open their eyes to the many joys of toys.  Sometimes I have to go out to people's houses, but a new trend is for people to rent a hotel room and host it there.  I guess it makes it easier for kids NOT to walk in. Either way I'm schlepping around a bunch of product.  I'm talking rabbits... bottles of lube... and sometimes dildos.

Is this the face of an escort?

Recently I was asked to teach a workshop over at the Gansevoort Hotel, located in the Meatpacking District of New York City.  It's a very popular, very trendy place.  I decided to cab it over instead of trekking out in my heels.  I had 2 bags chock full of goodies, as well as a carrier bag of demos... Did I mention I had heels on?  In an effort to get out the cab in a lady-like way, I had all them on my arm.  Well, I tried my best...  The carrier bag falls to the floor and OF COURSE a dildo rolls out.  OF COURSE, this happens when there is a group of guys standing in front of me.    And OF COURSE, they don't offer to help.  They were too busy looking at me as if I were a escort on my way to work in the hotel.  Sigh...

What did I do? I gathered the wayward dildo, stuff it in my bag, look at the group of chivalrous gentlemen in the eye and strut into the lobby of the hotel.  I then proceeded to talk about cock rings and kegel balls for 2 hours.  I consider it my civic duty, y'know?

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  1. I used to do passion parties and had a group of teen boys watch my luggage full of demo toys while I went upstairs to my apt. I had forgotten the order forms and had to run up but didn't want to lug it 4 flights of stairs. Needless to say, I prayed the entire way up the stairs that they didnt steal the bag and get an unwelcome surprise lol.

  2. Stopping by from #llblog. That is hilarious. I'm taking toys out of town this weekend and I'm worried about being in the same boat.

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  3. LMAO! I could not stop laughing! That definitely was a civic duty, you actually should have invited them in to learn something...

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  4. Haha! You could put them in a suitcase... but that could make you look MORE like an escort... :\


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